My diary for Thursday, 03/06/2010

Thursday and really slowed up being all stiff (no laughin please) from the tennis yesterday with Sam. Was having me weekly bath (me Mum said I smelt worse than cesspool - whatever that is) and was listening to crummy local radio - one DJ Wazza who sounds like Ali G playing Radio Blackpool - ‘Yo, London, this is DJ Wazza bringin’ you da big massive with chillin vibes to really rip up dat floor wiv’ and then the music turns out to be Charlotte Church. Anyway they had a phone-in with my Doctor Ann^® all about hayfever. Yo, Dr.Ann, baby, so, tell me about dis hayfeva vibe, OK babe?’

Well, er, Wazza, there’s a lot of it around at the moment, on account of the ‘pollen count’ being so high.

Right, Igetwatchamean, sorted, lovely, yeah, bit of sunshine toastin’ us all outside (instead of at my weekly residence, Lockup Garage, Fridayz, where da temprachure is always 350F, roastin’ all night long), anyway, Doctor Ann^®, darlin’, you was saying?

Er, thank you. Well, this pollen stuff is all the tiny seeds from trees and grasses that get released into the air during Spring and Summer, especially on a hot sunny day after it’s rained. Hayfever sufferers get all sneezy and runny-nosed and watery-eyed because their body’s trying to get rid of the pollen.

Well, a nice slice of medical fax dere, Doctor Ann^® (and as yu know, if yu wanna ditch hayfever an’ get club fever, get is hot’n’sweaty is Lockup Garage, Fridayz) and now turn up your radio ‘cos here comes a vibe that’s massive enuff to blow away your trashy white pop stuff...’

And dat, as they say was 'dat.

more tomorrow...

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